Who has two thumbs and knows what evil lurks at the bottom of the bowl? This guy. Did you know "Dalai" means "ocean"? As in the teacher with knowledge as deep as the ocean. You get the picture vis-a-vis the toilet.
The line of Dalai Lamas is protected by Palden Lhamo, "The Victorious One who Turns Back Enemies". She hangs out by a lake, albeit a flaming pool of blood. Turn-ons include mule rides and drinking blood from the skull of an expired activity partner. Some lamas get all the luck when it comes to protectoresses. The line of Toilet Lamas is protected by a similar character, Paladin Lame-0, "The One who Breaks Even at Best". Similar deal. Swap out the flaming lake of blood for a flaming river of sewage, slap a Browns helmet on there, and you end up with defensive tackle Shaun "Big Baby" Rogers riding a pony with his shirt off, still imbued with the amazing power to let the Browns go 0-2.
Thus protected, the current Toilet Lama is on a brown adventure in a brown land. Van Halen never had it so brown. Never fear, gentle reader. Every doody will sparkle if you eat diamonds for breakfast.
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Lama's talking sports now? Strange things are afoot at the circle C.
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